Tuesday, February 27, 2007

todae n yesterday are two boring days.. shirley never cum to skool n i hav to sit by myself.. n wads more, ms ng changed mii n her places with ee min n paola.. so now im sitting in front of bi hao n teng foong .. sorry lol(no offence) but i prefer my old grp.. not that i don lik my current grp but juz like that grp as prefer to this.. at least that one can talk n bully them n can laugh like xiao :) n now de grp is very quiet n they r not really funny.. but i think its Shirley who is the one that dosen wan to change .. coz she.. ar hmm.. can only tell u all until here. n pls get well soon !! coz its really bored lorr.. then turn behind cant talk to the boys. coz they look very blurr..
today got back my maths test marks.. i very shocked coz i cant finish n still can get 31! never say its gd lol.. juz coz alot of uncertain questions n quite alot is agar agar de.. but is upon 40 lehh. shirley n xiu hui n zhi kai got full marks !! 100% envy !! also got the geo. presentation de marks.. to me very lousy liao:( n i damm disappointed .. coz for the eye contack de part only get 1 mark although i already try to do it as many times as possile.. budden once i look at the audience 4 too long, i will laugh de lol.. coz i experiened this alot of times liao .. in pri skool . .then my grp members hav to say my lines in the end =.= while im laughing there..
today got mistooken ny pe teacher. . coz we did a jog for two rounds .. then i nv walk lehh.. juz doing a very very very slow jog.. which looks lik walking.. then after running, pe teacher ask hu never walk, stand up . then of course i stood up.. then oso gt quite many ppl stand up lol. then the gals all go collect the wallets den i n paola still standing there coz the cher nvr give instructions mahh.. then in the end i oso got punished.. ~ so suay
2day NP hohh, we do alot of tiring things .. like sit ups , push ups n jumping jet . . then last 45 min we spent our time in the container class coz our NCOs nid to tell us more bout the UG camp held in the march holidays.. learnt a new cheer.. Purple Light .. die liao!! now i forgetten the whole cheer!! ARGH!! nvm, i think not only i 4get lolz..
got to end now le..
Shirley, get well soon!!

Saturday, February 17, 2007

Please enjoy this joke:
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog's license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex. He said, "I would like to have one too!" Then I said, "But she is a dog!" He said he didn't care what she looked like. I said, "You don't understand. ... I have had Sex since I was nine years old." He replied, "You must have been quite a strong boy." When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I would like to have Sex at the wedding. He told me to wait until after the wedding was over. I said, "But Sex has played a big part in my life and my whole world revolves around Sex." He said he didn't want to hear about my personal life and would not marry us in his church. I told him everyone would enjoy having Sex at the wedding. The next day we were married at the Justice of the Peace. My family is barred from the church from then on.
When my wife and I went on our honeymoon, I took the dog with me. When we checked into the motel, I told the clerk that I wanted a room for me and my wife and a special room for Sex. He said that every room in the motel is a place for sex. I said, "You don't understand. ... Sex keeps me awake at night." The clerk said, "Me too!"
One day I entered Sex in a contest. But before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just looking around. I told him that I was going to have Sex in the contest. He said that I should have sold my own tickets. "You don't understand," I said, "I hoped to have Sex on TV." He called me a show off.
When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married but Sex left me after I was married." The Judge said, "Me too!"
Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking all over for her. A cop came over and asked me what I was doing in the alley at 4 o'clock in the morning. I said, "I'm looking for Sex." -- My case comes up next Thursday.
Well now I've been thrown in jail, been divorced and had more damn troubles with that dog than I ever foresaw. Why just the other day when I went for my first session with the psychiatrist, she asked me, "What seems to be the trouble?" I replied, "Sex has been my best friend all my life but now it has left me for ever. I couldn't live any longer so lonely." and the doctor said, "Look mister, you should understand that sex isn't a man's best friend so get yourself a dog."

yea, this is really a perverted joke.lolx .. but i really enjoy lolx..

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

hiz, changed a new blogskin again.. anyway, today is really a sianz sianz day. . but no sci in skool ! fri released at 2pm. so i tink i not going back to LSP le. kao. my friends all released at 1pm or 11am.. anyway, now stuck wif hwk!! arggg!
anyway, i really not pleased wif the person sitting behind me. not ming hong but the other one.. everytime oni noe how to criticise ppl, act cool den blame ppl for talking too soft when presenting grp work.. haiz.. but of course i wont complain nahh.. but wad if frm clas blog ms ng link to my blog then c wad i wrote?? then eh ..... i tink will delete this post in a few days time.. bleah..
anyway, i think CID lesson really is a waste a time lolz.. coz i really learn nothing. n i oso don think my frewns learn anything.. lots of negative comments bout 1 of the teacher in class blog lolz..
bb.. goin do research on the geo presentation now.. bout Yemen.doing a powerpoint presentation.
bye.

Friday, February 09, 2007

i got into npcc n im sooo disappointed. my last choice leh. wa kao lah.
1st choice : badminton
2nd choice: table tennis
3rd choice: co
4th choice: choir
5th choice: mind sports club (scrabble)
6th choice: npcc
iys so irritating la, everyday stand under the hot n scorching sun.. den next time got march la, although now oni play games n run.
budden quite happy still la, coz gt a better friend oso gt into np.
n next fri. noorul, mii n liting going back to lsp .. bb
i so happy!! thurs go n visit our ex-teacher. mdm ma n mrs ong. talked 4 lik 2h++. went wif tracy, liting n weirong. had a great time.. den when we were talking to mrs ong in the geneal office, suddenly an auntie came in then she looked lik so angry or wad.. suddenly she speak in chinese to mrs ong smth lik tt ..

auntie: ur skool the internet service who make de?
mrs ong: is the skool put de . Y?
auntie: my son ah, everyday play the internet until cum home at 6pm+ n the tuition at home oso nv go.. i even dunno he is study morning session or afternoon session. (her son study morning session de. )
mrs ong: oh, wad he called?
auntie: bla bla bla. (cant remember his name le.)
mrs ong: wad class he in?
auntie: 6C
mrs ong: okie, i go n looked for him now.
(then she turned to us n say : i go out 4 a while)
after a while.. mrs ong cum back le.. then she say ..
mrs ong: he go back le.
auntie: oh .. haiz, everytime he liddat de, tell mii to install internet 4 him at home. how i dare? he play at skool play until don1 to go home. can u imagine if i install internet 4 him at home?everytime play internet until don 1 to do hwk. i oso got work part time, ltr i not at home den he play until dunno wad.
(then she say say say until cry. not that linda like keep weeping, juz lik tears rolled out .. )
then suddenly i so touched. like a mama so worried for her child then he so disobidient. . so sad for her.
luckily i very obidient de ^^ .

Friday, February 02, 2007















helloz.. today going post bout my "birthdae" . tt chocolate cake is bought by liting n noorul, n they throw mii a surprize at d void deck de study corner. worr, i damm surprized n touched! soz tt i posted tis too late, bout 1 month ago liao wor.. p.s. mii birthdae on 9/1.
n the present they give is a pilow cover tt has the photo of 3 of us on it.. the 2nd pic lorr. the unquie 'costume' tt we wearing is the souvenier tt liting buy 4 us from taiwan, its a. umm, tradition taiwanese costum.. so fu gu .
anyway, i really miss them ! so we goin hav another meeting sooon.
however, i kinda like my class . its really noisy sumtimes wif those stupid n lame thinggy.. wahh, geo so chim. n we goin hav a lang. arts n sci on tue and thurs respectively. n we already hav a dinostic(hope i got the spelly rite..) n i got B3.. next mon gonna noe wad CCA we got into. hopefully i can get into badminton or table-tennis. . NO,NO no more choir for mii!!its really sianz to sing there 4 6 yrs..
haiz, still gt english compre n maths assignment haven .. bye for now..