The Bak Chor Mee Man
This is something I koped from the Mr Brown podcast or instead my cousin' blogs. They are really funny, you should check out http://www.mrbrown.com/ Anyway, I scripted out the podcast so you guys don't have to listen through... here!In this episode, Jeff Lopez, the Man and his Ideas, goes for lunch.
Mr Brown: Hello uncle. Uhh... ai jia simi?
Jeff Lopez: Uhh... got noodles?
MB: Of course got noodles lar! I am the Bak Chor Mee stall!
JL: Ok very well, uhh one Bak Chor Mee please. Meepok tah, mai hiam.
MB: Meepok tah... dry har? Don't want chilli har?
JL: Yes.
MB: Anything else?
JL: Uhh... no thank you.
MB: K.(Pause.)
MB: (Slams.) Nah, meepok tah mai hiam.
JL: Uhh thank you har. Wait wait, hang on. This has te kwa in it.
MB: Yea lar. Is got te kwa liver one what.
JL: But I said I didn't want te kwa!
MB: No you didn't.
JL: Yes I did.
MB: No you didn't.
JL: Yes I did.
MB: No you didn't.
JL: Yes I did.
MB: No you didn't, and I can prove it to you har!
JL: Very well prove it!
MB: Uhh ok, you come over here. I show you the CCTV camela of my stall.
JL: What?
MB: (Slams.) Nah, you see. You point to the meepok. Then, you say dry. Then, you point to the chilli. Then, you shake your head. You never say you don't want to have the te kwa!
JL: Oh. Ok... how much is this then?
MB: Can see anot, har? Can see that you never say don't want te kwa. Har? Har? Har?
JL: It's ok, I really don't want to persue the matter. How much is my Ba Chor Mee?
MB: You agree anot? That you never say don't want te kwa. Can you say why you tell me that you don't want te kwa when you didn't, har?
JL: Can we move along now and let me eat?
MB: Nonono, you explrain to me first!
JL: Explain what?
MB: Explrain why you say you tell me you don't want te kwa when you didn't say you don't want te kwa.
JL: Whatthe-? Okok, I am sorry, ok?
MB: Sorry not enough. You must explrain why
.JL: Explain why what?
MB: Explrain why, you say you tell me you don't want te kwa when you didn't say you don't want te kwa.
JL: Ok fine, I am sorry ok? Please accept my sincere apology if my actions caused distress or confusion to you, the Bak Chor Mee Man. Look, its only a few pieces of liver, let's move on!
MB: Move on? Move on your si lang tao arh, move on. My shop always here, ok? But sorry also must explrain.
JL: Very well, I am so sorry, I am so sorry that I confused you, alright?
MB: Sorry also must explrain...
contributed by : my cousin - Kelvin