Hello! here are some darm funny jokes 4 u all !! 4 chinese ppl .. unless malays understand chinese =.=lll

who can eat and never grow fat...
CONSTANTINE!!!(constant-thin)

why did the audience go silent during jay chou's concert?
coz he sang an jing

why did jay chou's concert end up in a total mess, with overturned chairs and dead bodies?
coz he sang long juan feng

1 = 5
2 = 25
3 = 125
4 = 625
5 = ???
3125? WRONG.
5 = 1. look at the first equation.