Second blog posted today .. :) for chinese ppl de jokes ..

Q: y nobody like the person who stayed near the north and near the library.
A: coz he kao peh (bei) kao bu (bk)

Q: why is there father's day and mother's day, but no son day?
A: cos its sunday every week.the cow froze to death.

guess a shoe brand.
new-balance(niu2 bei4 leng3 si3)

--i have a blue sword and a blue gun. guess a chinese idiom.
dao1 qiang1 bu2 lu4 (bu2 lu4 = blue)

n: what is h2o?
m: water.
n: what is h2o2?
m: hydrogen peroxide.
n: what is h2o4?
m: dunno.
n: drinking.
m: y??
n: what is h2o-4(for)?

what is happy's gender?
male.
coz happy meal. (i know this is damn cold.)